Straight Peacocking
Straight Peacocking
Straight Peacocking
Straight Peacocking
Straight Peacocking
Straight Peacocking
Straight Peacocking

Straight Peacocking

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Ready to become one of the most mesmerizing creatures in the animal kingdom?

This design accentuates your strut as you woo the other birds.

Warning ⚠️ - Any social anxiety you carry with you will be lost immediately. 

  • Zippered side pockets to keep your wallet, keys, phone, and anything else you carry safe and secure.
  • Button fly for convenience.  
  • Stretchiness = 4 out of 5
  • Size & Stretch Guide
  • All in Onesies are machine washable on cold, but we recommend air-dry to preserve the integrity of the fabric and design. 

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★★★★★

Welcome to the future of expressive clothing.

Rory Ginsburg

San Diego, CA

★★★★★

Finally I feel comfortable wearing the same thing to yoga in the morning and dance at night.

Karley Gardner

Traveling the world

★★★★★

This onesie destroyed my social anxiety better than any mind altering substance.

Ben Romaner

Ocean Beach, CA

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